When's the Last Time You Forgot How Old You Were?
Not in a "trying to recapture youth" way. In a "completely lost track of time because you were so present" way.
When did your team last connect without screens between you? When did your kid get to be completely, unapologetically themselves without someone telling them to calm down? When did you last feel permission to make a mess, throw something with full force, and call it creation instead of destruction?
Most people can't remember. That's the problem we solve.
We're not an art class. We're not therapy. We're not your typical team-building experience. We're the only Athletic Expressionism™ studio in the United States, and we've pioneered a methodology that combines explosive full-body movement with creative expression to produce something rare: intergenerational flow state through calculated chaos.
Here's what that actually means for you.
What Changes When You Walk Through Our Doors.
A mother once told us she had never heard her daughter's true laugh until it erupted in our studio during a splatter session. That laugh wasn't polite or performed. It was pure. Real. The sound of a human being fully present in joy.
Seventy-year-old women arrive dignified and measured, then leave giggling like teenagers, breathless and paint-covered, saying "I had no idea how much I needed this. I haven't laughed like this in... gosh, I don't know how long."
Corporate teams who've only known each other through screens create collaborative art together and discover connection they didn't know was missing. Teachers and nurses, people who spend their days holding space for everyone else, finally release emotions they've carried too long, crying while throwing paint balloons, letting go.
Veterans navigating PTSD learn to breathe again. Not because we fix anything. Because we hold space while paint becomes permission to feel whatever needs to be felt.
Kids beg to come back because we let them be messy, be loud, be free, be exactly who they are without apology.
The executive who throws harder than expected. The child who teaches technique to their grandfather. The grandmother who out-throws her grandchild while both dissolve into laughter. The teenager who discovers leadership by guiding others into flow state. The team that solves a communication problem mid-splatter.
The individual who remembers what it means to play.
This is what you get when you book a session with us: transformation disguised as chaos. Connection disguised as mess. Freedom disguised as paint throwing.
But why does it work?
The Guides Behind the Magic
This level of transformation doesn't happen by accident. It requires a specific combination of clinical precision, artistic vision, and genuine ability to hold space for humans at their most vulnerable and most alive.
What Happens Next?
You can keep reading about it. Or you can experience it.
Book a session. Bring whoever needs this - your kids, your parents, your team, yourself. We serve everyone from Fortune 500 teams to families celebrating milestones, from veterans and vulnerable populations through our community partnerships to anyone who's forgotten what freedom feels like.
We're open Wednesday through Sunday, any time within those 24 hours with advanced appointment. The studio is fully private when you book. No strangers. No waiting. Just you and your crew and full permission to go wild.
Wear clothes you hate (they're about to become art). Come discover why people leave saying "I had no idea how much I needed this."
(206) 395-5723 | wickedraesinfo@gmail.com | www.wickedraes.org
P.S. - Yes, you'll need a shower after. No, you won't care.

