The Art of Beautiful Chaos: What Actually Happens in a Splatter Session?

​Ever dream of a food fight but with way more color and none of the detention? You’re in the right place. Our new Paint War Splatter Session is 30 minutes of pure, unfiltered, joy-fueled chaos - made for anyone who’s overdue for some beautifully reckless fun.

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🎯 What’s Included:

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• 30 minutes of total paint-flinging freedom

• 40 ounces of paint per person (that’s 10 fully-loaded 4oz cups of ammunition)

• Safety goggles to protect those pretty eyeballs

• No ponchos. No apologies. Maximum mess.

• $50 per person

• $40 with code PAINTWAR20 (first 20 only - move fast!)

 

Our Paint War Splatter Sessions are everything you've been craving - pure, unfiltered, gloriously messy chaos where the only rule is there are no rules.

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What You Get 

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• 30 minutes of complete paint-flinging freedom

• 40 ounces of paint per person (that's 10 full 4-oz cups of ammunition)

• Safety goggles (because we care about your eyeballs)

• No ponchos - we said what we said

• $40 per person for the ultimate mess-making experience

 

⚠️ Warning: Not a Painting Class

 

This is a paint-powered brawl for the soul. Forget staying inside the lines - this is about dousing your crew, laughing from your gut, and walking out looking like a walking Jackson Pollock.

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Perfect for:

• Birthday blowouts

• Bachelor(ette) chaos

• Summer “just because” vibes

• Anyone tired of another picnic

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🌅 Make It a Whole Seattle Summer Day

 

We’re minutes from Alki Beach, so you can wrap your battle with a beach cleanup, cold drink, and a sunset that can’t believe what you just did.​ Pro tip: bring a towel and a change of clothes. Rainbow hair is harder to explain than you think.

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You’ll spend 30 minutes discovering that yes, you do have audacious tendencies toward innocent paint balloons - and no, you won’t feel bad about it in our Bronze Package.

 

The tennis racket becomes an extension of your soul as you launch paint-filled ammunition at your canvas like you're serving at Wimbledon… except the ball explodes into rainbow chaos.

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This is your intro to immersive splatter painting - a low-pressure, high-laughs creative experience in Seattle that’s perfect for first-timers, casual rebels, and anyone craving a little color therapy (without calling it that).

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Your Arsenal Includes: ​

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• 15 paint balloons + tennis racket launcher. Because nothing says “art” like weaponized sports equipment. Watch your terrible tennis form become an artistic statement.

• 2 brushes, 2 paint colors, sponge + texture tools. For when you want to pretend you have control over this beautiful disaster.

• 11x14 canvas. Small enough not to overwhelm, big enough to make a statement.

• 30 minutes of creative chaos. Just enough time to realize you’ve been living your life wrong and need more paint in it.

• Safety goggles (required) + optional poncho, shoe covers, and shower cap. Choose your own mess level - we’ve got you covered (literally).

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Perfect For:

​First dates (if you really want to know someone), corporate team building (because trust falls are overrated), and anyone who's ever stared at a white wall and thought "this needs more color."

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What You'll Discover:

That throwing things can be meditative, that you have opinions about paint colors you never knew existed, and that 30 minutes of controlled chaos is better than years of therapy.

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🌅 Create an Epic Seattle Day or Night

 

After your session, grab a bite at Blue Moon Burgers down at Alki Beach (tatter tots are to die for) then browse vinyl at Easy Street Records. You’ll be part of the city’s most colorful underground - no cleanup required (except maybe your face).

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This is where things get real. The Silver Splatter Package is for those who’ve moved beyond “Should I?” and landed firmly on “Hell yes, I should.”

 

More paint. More colors. More chaos. Basically, everything you need to unlock your inner color-hurling maniac.​ You’ll spend 45 glorious minutes hurling paint balloons with the ferocity of a rebellious teenager.

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Your Arsenal Includes:​

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• 25 paint balloons + tennis rackets: More balloons mean more opportunities to perfect your technique and/or completely abandon technique in favor of raw emotion.

• 2 brushes, 4 colors, sponge + texture tools: Four colors means you can create actual color combinations instead of just "whatever happens, happens." Though, "whatever happens, happens" is still a valid artistic choice.

• 16x20 canvas: Bigger canvas, mess, and satisfaction. This is the size where you start to feel like a real artist, even if your art looks like a crime scene.

• 45 minutes of full-throttle splatter freedom. Enough time to get weird, get wild, and question why this isn’t a weekly ritual.

• Safety goggles (required) + optional poncho, shoe covers & shower cap You choose the mess level.

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Perfect For:

Friend groups who've exhausted escape rooms, couples who want to see each other's true colors (literally), people celebrating anything worth celebrating, anyone who's ever wanted to redecorate their life with a tennis racket and rainbow.

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What You'll Discover:

That you have a favorite paint-throwing technique, that arguing about color choices while covered in paint is peak human behavior, and that 45 minutes of beautiful creation can reset your entire worldview.

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Post-splatter, keep the laughter going. Tag us on IG with your paint faced smiles at women-owned venues and get a 20% discount code for your next session!

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The Gold Splatter Package is not messing around. This is for people who heard "paint balloons and tennis rackets" and immediately thought "not nearly enough."

 

This package has converted accountants into artists, turned introverts into paint-throwing maniacs, and convinced multiple people to quit their jobs and pursue their dreams. We're not saying the paint has magical powers, but we're not NOT saying that either.

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Your Arsenal Includes:

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• 40 paint balloons + tennis rackets: At this point, you're not throwing paint balloons – you're conducting a symphony of creation. Each balloon becomes a note in your masterpiece of chaos.

• 2 brushes, 6 colors, sponge + texture tools. Make a mess or make art. Either way, it’s undeniably you.

• 1 spray paint can: The game-changer. Because nothing says “I’ve evolved” like tagging your canvas with pure mood.

• 16x20 canvas. Ready for your statement piece, whatever that looks like.

• 60 minutes of expressive, full-access paint play. Enough time to unlearn inhibition and rediscover joy in the mess.

• Safety goggles (required) + optional poncho, shoe covers & shower cap. Your rebellion, your rules (but please protect your eyes). 

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Perfect For:

Fun humans... or anyone celebrating major life changes, groups who want an experience they'll never forget, individuals ready to embrace their inner chaos demon, creative group activities in Seattle or unique date nights.

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What You'll Discover:

That you have strong opinions about spray paint technique, that an hour of controlled chaos can be more therapeutic than a weekend spa retreat, and that you're capable of creating something beautiful while looking like you murdered a rainbow.

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Make It a Whole Vibe

Wear the paint to local establishments! Leave grinning like it's your origin story.

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Two people. One mission: glorious creative combustion. The Partner Dart Package is 45 minutes of light competition, loud color, and deeper connection - designed for couples, chaos twins, or besties who finish each other's sentences (or splatter each other mid-canvas).

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You’ll play together or face off - collaborating, clashing, and discovering more about your person than a hundred brunches ever could. It’s the ultimate bonding experience in Seattle for anyone craving an offbeat, unforgettable adventure.

 

Watching your partner's paint-throwing technique is like getting a window into their soul – are they methodical or chaotic? Competitive or collaborative? Do they aim for precision or embrace the randomness?

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Your Arsenal Includes:

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• 30-50 paint balloons + darts: Enough ammunition for both collaboration and friendly warfare. 

• 2 brushes, 2 colors: Start with harmony, end in mayhem (or vice versa).

• 24x36 panel or seasonal board: A larger canvas for bigger dreams, messes, and relationship discoveries. Big enough for bold statements, dual styles, and dramatic declarations.

• 45 minutes: Enough time to work through any competitive tensions and find your collaborative rhythm, or to fully embrace the chaos and see what happens.

• Safety goggles (required) + optional ponchos, shoe covers & shower caps

 

Perfect For:

Creative date nights in Seattle that skip the clichés. Best friends and soulmates who bond through beautiful messes. Siblings, coworkers, or couples ready to get honest - in color. Anyone craving connection through chaos (and real belly laughs).

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​💜Make It a Whole West Seattle Night:

Post-session, grab pizza and pints at Pagliacci, or stroll to Harry’s Beach House through Schmitz Park still rocking your paint-splattered masterpiece look. People will ask. You’ll tell them a love story.​​​​​

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Some days, flinging paint isn’t enough - you need to move, sweat, and feel it in your bones.

 

Action Painting is a one-of-a-kind Seattle experience that mixes creative release, physical expression, and wearable art, designed for people who have something to get out and aren’t afraid to make a glorious mess doing it.

 

You won’t just create a canvas - you’ll create a hoodie you painted with your own energy, marked by every splatter, stomp, and punch.

 

It’s not a workout, but you’ll breathe harder. It’s not traditional art, but you’ll leave with a masterpiece. And it’s not therapy, but wow - do you feel different when you’re done.

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Your Arsenal Includes:

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• 45 minutes of full-body paint play. Let movement and mood collide in the most satisfying way.

• Punching bag + freeform canvas interaction. Slam, splash, stomp - it all becomes part of the final story.

• One white hoodie (yours to paint and keep). Wear your transformation home - literally.

• 11x14 traditional canvas. For calmer moments or layered expression alongside the chaos.

• 6 paint colors + 15 paint balloons. From red rage to blue serenity, there’s a color for every emotion.

• Safety goggles (required) + optional poncho, shoe covers & shower cap. It’ll get wild - but we’ve got gear for whatever level of splatter you’re into.

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Perfect For:

Folks who are done with boring gyms and same-old workouts. Anyone processing big feelings or chasing major breakthroughs.

 

Creatives craving movement, expression, and non-verbal release. Anyone looking for unique fitness-meets-art experiences in Seattle.

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What You'll Discover:

You'll leave physically tired, emotionally lighter, wearing a one-of-a-kind piece of art.​

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