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Retro Cassette Tapes

90s 
EXPERIENCE
DROP.

JUNE 30 THROUGH SEPTEMBER 30 // BY REQUEST ONLY

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6 custom experiences. 2 hours each. This summer, kids learn how we kicked it. Adults get the flavor of nostalgia. Grab your crew. Call or text us dates that fit your schedule and we build the whole thing around you.

 

(cause that seems fair to us😜)

🎸 GUITAR 

🛹 SKATEBOARD

😱 90s HORROR TRIBUTE

🍄NINTENDO PROPS

👖 POP CULTURE UPCYCLE

🎬MTV DROP

You remember the 90s. Back when your parents let you leave the house at 9am and trusted you'd return by... I don't know... Wednesday.

Back when nobody had a phone, so if you disappeared for six hours, that was just called "outside." And everyone was fine with it.

Your mom would shrug and say, "He's probably with the neighbor kids," and in reality y'all were three miles away building a questionable ramp for your bikes using a cinder block and pure optimism.

TV turned to static at midnight. 

Static. 

MTV actually played music. 

Casey Kasem was the voice of God. 

Blockbuster was church.

If someone made you a mixed tape, that was basically a marriage proposal.

So this for you nerds ;)


For the kids who grew up on neon, Nickelodeon slime, and the sacred art of rewinding a VHS with your finger because the machine was “too slow.”

For the adults who promised their friends they’d stay friends forever - and somehow… actually did.

 

For the families who want to play again. Like, really play. 

Before everything had a password.

Welcome back to the 90s.

And as The Refreshments sang in their song Mekong,

"As cliché as it may sound
I'd like to raise another round
And if your bottle's empty help yourself to mine
Thank you for your time and here's to life."

Let’s show your kids you were cool once.

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THE
PACKAGES.

WHAT'S THE 411?

All 90s experiences are 2 hours. Because in the 90s, everything was 2 hours: Blockbuster rentals, Saturday morning cartoons, and the amount of time it took you to make a mixed tape while listening to Casey Kasem.

AVAILABLE:  JUNE 30 - SEPTEMBER 30, 2026

🤍 Recommend you book 2 weeks in advance. 

🤍 Visiting from another state or country during FIFA madness here in Seattle or just cause? We mail your creations home for you. Schedule any time in a 24 hour period Wednesday through Sunday to accommodate your schedule because we're awesome like that and traffic sucks in Seattle. We're closed Mondays and Tuesdays - so don't ask for those days✌🏽                     

THE GUARDIAN
RULE

If your kid is 9 or under, you're in it with them. 

 

Not supervising. Not hovering.

Not standing in the corner like a Secret Service agent.​ Just no, dude.

 

You're part of the squad with your own package. 

 

You're painting. Making crafty goodness. Relieving the glory days when adults actually did cool shit with their kids instead of Googling "indoor activities near me" at 11pm.

Think of us like those old "the more you know" commercials with frying eggs and "this is your brain on drugs..." Except, we're cooler. We hand you paint and tell you to throw it at your kid - like nail them till they fall over and you die laughing. Together. Super saucy. Legit good times.

 

Here, you make the memories your kid will talk about when they're the nostalgic parent in 2050. Just sayin'.

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EXPERIENCE 01/06

DESIGN A STRAT
ELECTRIC GUITAR

"The holy grail of what defined an era."

Create solo or bring friends. Learn why this sound changed the world. Make your mark.

VISUALIZE...

...we hand you a full electric guitar kit. Two hours later, you walk out with a guitar that did not exist. Total rockstar move. Now form a band and play for the love of the music. The moment. The people. 

HOW IT WORKS...

🎸 We hand you a Strat-style Electric Guitar Kit

🎸 Splatter room access

🎸 Main table access

🎸 Specialty Paints

🎸 Custom materials if you ask

🎸 Wood Engraver (Own Risk)

🎸 Protection Gear

🧡 Assembly Required                             

$350 / $200

$350 solo · $200 per person for 3 or more

(Bring friends. It’s more fun. Also, more 90s.)

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EXPERIENCE 02/06

CUSTOMIZE YOUR
SKATEBOARD

"Hawk left a record-setting legacy that redefined the sport. Your move."

Wood engraver available at your own risk. 

We trust you. But also... we've met people.

REMEMBER WHEN...

...every kid in the 90s either was a skater, dated a skater, or at least lied about knowing a skater? Well congratulations - you're about to fulfill your destiny.

WHAT YOU GET PER SKATER

🛹 Raw Skateboard Deck

🛹 Splatter Room Access          

🛹 Main Table Access

🛹 Specialty Paints

🛹 Markers for Detail Work

🛹 90s Skate Stencils

🛹 Protection Gear

💛 Wood Engraver (Own Risk)                          

$350 / $150

$350 solo base · $150 per person base for 3 or more. Depending on your build, some supplies will increase the total cost.

(Bring friends. It’s more fun. Also more 90s.)

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EXPERIENCE 03/06

90s Horror
TRIBUTE

"Make the horror prop you've dreamt of."

You remember the original Scream from 1996? Ghostface (aka Billy & Stu 😍) made the landline terrifying. Now it's your turn ;)

💡Ideas to get you rolling: 

Scream, IT, Blair Witch, The Ring (something cool with a retro TV...), Tremors, Wes Cravens New Nightmare, Death Becomes Her, The Sixth Sense, Candy Man, Gremlins 2, Sleepy Hollow, Bram Stokers Dracula, Army of Darkness, The People Under the Stairs, Casper, Hocus Pocus, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissor Hands, and we could keep going... 

YOU TELL US WHAT YOUR DREAMIN'...

...you make a mask, a prop, a creature, a cosplay piece from your favorite scary movie or game and we custom‑tailor + give you 2 hours to bring your nightmare to life.

HOW THIS WORKS...

😱 We provide materials like plaster wrap, chicken wire, cardboard, foam, glues, paints, custom materials, protective gear + guidance if you need it.

😱 Reserve the studio on YOUR schedule    

💡Let us know two weeks ahead what you want to make. If it's complex or needs extra materials, we'll quote and upgrade if you say yes. 

$350 / $150

$350 solo base · $150 per person base for 3 or more. Depending on your build, some supplies will increase the total cost.

(Bring friends. It’s more fun. Also more 90s.)

EXPERIENCE 04/06

BUILD A 
NINETENDO PROP

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

Think... concrete shrooms. Cardboard Hyrule. Mario mushrooms. Bob-ombs. Link's shield. Master Sword. Triforce. Yoshi eggs. Donkey Kong barrels. Bubble Bobble Dragons. Whatever you played until your thumbs blistered. Build the world that raised you.

REMEMBER WHEN...

...you blew on a cartridge like it was a wounded soldier? You were 8 years old. Performing field medicine. On a piece of plastic. Then it worked and you assumed you had healing powers. 'cause you did.

HOW IT WORKS...

🍄 You tell us what you want to create 

🍄 We procure supplies

🍄 Main table access

🍄 Foam Cutter (Own Risk)

🍄 Wood Engraver (Own Risk)

🍄 Protection Gear

❤️ Assembly Required                             

$350 / $150

$350 solo base · $150 per person base for 3 or more. Depending on your build, some supplies will increase the total cost.

(Bring friends. It’s more fun. Also more 90s.)

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EXPERIENCE 05/06

POP CULTURE
UPCYCLE

"Flip your thrift finds into 90s legends."

Bring jeans, jackets, dresses - whatever you thrifted or dug out of the closet next to your old Mixed CD. 

YOU WALK IN WITH THRIFT FINDS...

...we hand you lace, rhinestones, patches, distress tools, and 2 hours later you look like you just walked off the set of Clueless and ended at a Seattle coffee shop.

WHAT YOU GET PER SKATER

👖 Fabric Paints + Rhinestones

👜 Lace + Flannel + Denim Add‑Ons        

💎 Splatter RoomMain Table Access

😈 Patches + Distressing Tools

🧵 Glue + Sewing Stations

😇 Specialty items - request 2 wks ahead

💚 Protection Gear

                      

$350 / $150

$350 solo base · $150 per person base for 3 or more. Depending on your build, some supplies will increase the total cost.

(Bring friends. It’s more fun. Also more 90s.)

EXPERIENCE 06/06

MTV VIDEO
DROP

"I want my MTV..."

Remember when MTV existed AND played music videos? Let's see what you got kid.

FOR REALZ...

...we hand you a guitar. Sit you behind a drum kit. Dress you like Stone Temple Pilots circa '94. Then we paint you mid-jump. It's exactly what you wanted at 13. Now? It's legal and you have the money. Keepin' it real 😜

HOW THIS WORKS...

🎬 Up to 6 people

🎬 Retro wardrobe styling

🎬 Drum kit + guitars + mics

🎬 Paint splatter

🎬 Filming + photography

🎬 Splatter room access 

🎬 Edited video + photos

💜 Protection gear 

$700

Up to 6 people. Six people in a band in the 90s was called Sugar Ray. 

(More than 6? Call us. We'll work it out.)

READY TO LEVEL UP? 

Pick your experience, call you crew to see who's in. Then call, text, or email us times that fit your schedule. We build around your downtime because that's the way we roll. ohhh, snap.

It's going to be sick. You ready?

Private studio. Your crew. 90s music only. ​

 

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